Group D: The American Woman is a Bitch or a Ho

I thought a long time about how to categorize the typical 'American Woman' as seen on T.V. Thinking long and hard only two main categories came to my mind. Hopefully I am wrong but even the housewife or loving mother can be placed in the 'Ho' category under the "I ain't no ho" section. So here are the categories and descriptions:

The Bitch

a. The power driven/hungry bitch - This is basically the picture of the successful woman. She followed her dreams and is still miserable. At least it appears that way. She is usually unmarried and childless. Examples are Condeleza Rice and Oprah. Married with children examples are Hilary Clinton and Sara Palin. These of course hold celebrity status but we all know of someone with mediocre status that is like this.

b. The misery loves company bitch. This type of bitch complains about everything. The more they complain the more you realize how screwed up the person is. Some of their valid complaints get over exaggerated because they are so bitter. They usually had messed up childhoods and then continued the cycle into their adult lives. They are the most unhappy contented miserable bitches you have the misfortune of coming in contact with.

The Ho

This is what the world sees. The entire world sees the American Woman as a Ho. A low standard, vile, promiscuous, scantly clad Ho. This really needs no explanation, but since the truth hurts this is where the American woman will get most defensive when accused of such wanton behavior. And man this is horrible to think about but it's what they see about us thanks to Hollywood.

a. The Stank Ho. She just a Ho, she knows she’s a Ho (and proud of it).

b. The ‘I a’int no Ho!’ Ho - This is the most common Ho. This is the epitome of the American woman. She’s ultra liberal, she loves to show off her body, and she doesn’t even realize she’s a Ho. See she’s educated, with a good job. She may not even sleep around that much. May even be married, but of course she got married after having sex with her then boyfriend. The idea of no sex until marriage is a foreign concept. She’s mature. Knows her body and carries her own protection (against pregnancy, disease, dog bites, whatever!).